Selective Hearing Candle — Crazy Wife Syndrome™
A fictional prescription for one of marriage’s most common symptoms: selective hearing.
This Marriage Survival Co candle features the Selective Hearing design from the Crazy Wife Syndrome™ collection, complete with the diagnosis: “I heard you. I just forgot the part after my name.”
Styled like a vintage prescription label, it makes a funny gift for husbands, wives, anniversaries, birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who has ever responded with the medically questionable phrase, “What?”
Light it during your next marital consultation and enjoy the scent of plausible deniability.
More details
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
- Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Marriage Survival Co
- Email: contact@support.crazywifesyndrome.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
